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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

154845 likes as of 10:32 am // Share
Anonymous: what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

ghoustly:

littleblueboxinthesky:

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis

you obviously dont get it :/

Posted at 10:29 am on a Thursday

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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Posted at 10:28 am on a Thursday

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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111047 likes as of 10:27 am // Share
Posted at 10:26 am on a Thursday

greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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14850 likes as of 10:25 am // Share

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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337745 likes as of 10:23 am // Share

ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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89826 likes as of 9:28 am // Share

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

359643 likes as of 9:24 am // Share

greekgogurt:

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beep beep friends

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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Posted at 2:16 am on a Monday